[T]he Dutch have a very complicated relationship with the German language [...] when Dutch racists painted anti-foreigner slogans on a Turkish-owned gas station in my neighborhood, they did so in German. *

She was 14 when her nuclear family exploded, leaving the survivors suffering from the effects of radiation for the remainder of their lives. Her mother married again, someone both she and her mother didn't like, and her father... Oh, her father. It was he who had discovered that ... [to be continued]

Throughout his career, he had always been hidden behind various et al.s. Now Dr. Shubenheim saw his one, life changing opportunity, his way out of academic nirvana, and he acted fast. He opened the file drawer and took out ... [to be continued]